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 Wysłany: Pon 21:25, 25 Gru 2006 Temat postu: Christmas Jokes - Riddles! |
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What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no "L" (Noel).
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So that he could hoe hoe hoe.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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